AI business roast

Find what makes your business easy to ignore.

Drop in your website or social profile. RoastRadar scans your brand, conversion leaks, and social presence—then turns the verdict into feedback you can use and a score you can share.

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Start free. No invented benchmarks, no sugarcoated filler.

Sample verdict

62 / 100

The founder promise

Honest signals, clearly labeled.

Useful before flattering

Every punchline should reveal a specific weakness or a concrete next move.

AI, not an oracle

Scores are directional critiques based on the public page you submit—not guarantees of revenue.

One link in. Clarity out.

A teardown built to travel.

RoastRadar follows the same path a curious customer does, then packages the sharpest findings into an actionable report and shareable result.

Brand roast

A direct read on your positioning, visual identity, messaging, and the moments making visitors hesitate.

Money leaks

Spot unclear offers, weak calls to action, and conversion friction that may be costing you attention and sales.

Social roast

Get practical feedback on your bio, profile, content hooks, and whether your social presence earns the click.

Final output

Your roast card

A punchy score and verdict designed to share on social, send to a cofounder, or keep as the before shot for your next iteration.

Pricing

Pay for the depth you need.

Try the radar, unlock the full teardown when you want every finding and a clean card to share.

Quick Scan

Free

For a fast reality check before your next edit.

One website or profile scan
Overall RoastRadar score
Top three findings

Run a quick scan

Full teardown

Roast Pass

One complete roast for one public website or social profile.

$19 one time

Full brand roast
Conversion and money-leak analysis
Social profile critique
Prioritized fixes
Shareable score card

Get the full roast

Before you submit

Straight answers about the roast.

Your blind spot is already public

Let the radar find it first.

Submit the page customers see, get the critique they will never say out loud, and leave with a sharper next move.

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